Friday, December 12, 2008

Don't Miss These Warnings

RED FLAG: DON’T MISS THESE WARNINGS

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SIGNS AND SYMPTOMS

 

Dysphoric mood or loss of

pleasure in usual activities

 

At least four of the following:

   Change in appetite

   Sleep difficulty

   Loss of energy

   Psychomotor agitation

   Decrease in sexual drive

   Inappropriate guilt

   Indecisiveness

   Suicidal thoughts

 

Duration of symptoms for at

least 2 weeks

 

No evidence of schizophrenia or

organic brain disease

 

ILLNESSES OFTEN MISTAKEN AS DEPRESSION

 

Thyroid disease and other endocrine diseases

Parkinson’s disease

Sleep apnea

Nutritional illnesses

Drugs or drug withdrawal

Cerebral tumors

Coronary artery disease

Renal or hepatic failure

AIDS

Syphilis

Mononucleosis

Tuberculosis

Hepatitis

Pneumonia

Cancer of the head of the pancreas

Complex partial seizures

Multiple sclerosis

Left frontal stroke

Dementia

Alcoholism

Encouragement

My Dear Dear Dr. Hawkins:
I understand all too clearly that you think you have been 'defeated' in more ways than one. But I hasten to point out to you that in your previous entries you mentioned a heavenly countryside, a healthy and happy family, a devoted and loving wife, a new, hopeful and convicted boss and even a few prayers have emanated from your wise, OLD heart. 
Now it all can't be THAT bad. Unless you have subscribed to the recently published periodical written by your favorite neurotic 'BW'.
Anyway, we may be going into a socialist period of our country's history but all is not lost. Change is what you tell your patients brings variety and the spice of life. Besides, what about that familiar quote from Shakespeare about slings and arrows of life.
We can't wait to see you back at the ranch. The ranch hands are restless.
Best Wishes!
Withering Wallflower