ARE YOU ON THE BORDER OF SANITY?

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My life seems to be filled with chaos.
I am sensitive to rejection and rebuff.
I feel that people tend to abandon me.
When I meet certain people, I think they are terrific, but they turn out to be total jerks.
I feel empty inside.
I lose my temper quickly.
I get terribly depressed over things that seem insignificant to others.
I cut myself or burn myself to take away tension and stress.
When I get depressed or angry, I bounce back fast.
I hate people that threaten to leave me or abandon me.
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Add the total for each column to get the GRAND TOTAL = ________

 

Scoring

10-14 points = Totally centered

15-24 points = Occasionally I get my feet wet in the Rio Grande.

25-34 points = Apply for dual citizenship.

34-40 points = What border?

 

ARE YOU WEIRD?

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I think people are talking about me
I have superstitious feelings that others consider odd
I have special powers that I have difficulty explaining to others
I can read the minds of other people
I can predict what is going to happen in the future
People consider me eccentric or odd
I get anxious around others because they are out to get me
I have a difficult time explaining myself to others
I can feel my body floating away from me
I feel that people can’t be trusted
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Add the total for each column to get the GRAND TOTAL = ________

Scoring

10-14 points = You are normal—so why are you taking this test.

15-24 points = We all have a few oddities

25-34 points = Weird Al’s brother (For those under 30, this means you’re more than unusual

34-40 points = Let’s fit you for a straight jacket

ARE YOU A WALL FLOWER?

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I don’t enjoy being around people
I have no interest in sexual experiences
I can find nothing that gives me pleasure
I don’t have any friends
I choose activities that allows me to be alone
I don’t feel anything when people praise me
I don’t feel anything when people criticize me
I don’t feel detached from others
I don’t have any emotional feelings
Other people find me dull and uninteresting
Multiply √ by the value given in each column

 

Add the total for each column to get the GRAND TOTAL = ________

 

Scoring

10-14 points = Life of the party

15-24 points = You fit in with just about everybody

25-34 points = Go fishing (alone)

34-40 points = A paper hanger’s dream