His plane left at 9:50. The airport was 101 miles from his drive way. He counted on his fingers. He had a medical degree, but still counted on his fingers like a second grader---1...2…3. He could leave at 6:30 AM and still get the plane with time to spare. He figured his time of arrival using what he had recently learned: traffic congestion can be eliminated if four out of 100 cars stay home. With gas prices at $4/gallon, he figured that four would stay home. He worried about what he would do when he got to the airport two hours early, but to be on the absolute safe side, he decided (counting on his fingers again) to leave at 6:30 AM and work crosswords when he got to the airport early.
Evidently, $4/gallon gasoline bothered no one. None of the four stayed home. Traffic was bumper to bumper once he reached the outskirts of Houston. He couldn’t believe the automated traffic congestion sign that told him it would take 56 minutes to get to I-10, only 12 miles away. He should have believed the sign. 56 minutes later, the creeping congestion failed to let up at I-10. Don’t people know that gasoline costs $4/gallon?
It took him almost three hours to drive 101 miles. He knew then that Obama was going to be elected President of the United States.